Dragonzball P (by OneyNG)
A CLOCKWORK WHORE
A Brazzers movie
Madison Ivy,Gia Dimarco,Zoe Voss
Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!!!!!!
Call in the Starship Troopers!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a weta or something? is this shopped? holy fuck.
(via hiddenpass)
Terminator 2: The Opera (Arnold Schwarzenegger) (by legolambs)
So.. much… win! xD
Sean Connery: The Musical (by legolambs)
Always follow your S with an H!!
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON, TWO (by MARCELTHESHELL)
PART TWO OF THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTEST THING EVER!!! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!! <3
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON (by MARCELTHESHELL)
THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTEST THING EVER!!! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!! <3
Q:Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
Anonymous
OH MY GOD, REALLY?! You love me?! FINALLY! I’m gonna have all the sex now! w00t!
I TOTALLY know who you are, and now that i know this, i’m marrying you! and we’re gonna have BABIES! and a cat! because FUCK YOU GUYS! dogs aren’t her thing.
And this site you’re in asks for my credit card but it’s totally free?! WHATEVER YOU WANT BABY, as long as i can see those sexy pictures of yours that i’ll obviously use as fapping material, because that’s just the way i roll and damn it, you should totally feel flattered i fap to your pictures.
Seriously tho, these spam bots should try harder.
FUCK ME, THIS MAKES ME SO HORNGRY YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW! WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO EAT THIS GLORIOUS HEAVENLY MIRACULOUS PIZZA?! WHAT COOKING GENIUS CREATED THIS MARVEL? I HAVE THE BIGGEST BONNER EVER.
BY HAWKING’S CHAIR! I BET I COULD TOTALLY ORGASM JUST BY TOUCHING THE TIP WITH MY TONGUE, I’D CUM ALL OVER MY PANTS WHILE EATING THIS, FUCK! :O
In all seriousness tho, THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN, WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA? NEVER CROSSED MY MIND. SERIOUSLY, WHO ARE YOU? I WANT YOU TO RAPE ME SO I CAN HAVE YOUR BABIES, FUCKDAMMIT!
I need to have sex with this so bad it hurts, you don’t even know, shitcocktitmotherfucker! >_<
I’ll be just… right… back… *whistles away.
*fap fap fap fap
(via limeflavored)
Via Batman chooses his voice - CollegeHumor
BBBBBWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHSGDFAJHSGDAJHSDGHAGSDFAHGSDFHAGSHFAGAGAGHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYY, HAAHSDASJGD!!
(via Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson - Funny Or Die)
Dear Lord… is Cain really somewhat as close as this parody? lol.
Eric Speed Maniac (by speedviolin)
Holy fuck :O
This is just so fucking… wow. I love the sort of Scott Pilgrim influence there, damn <3.
