Easy translation:
I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie. You otha brothas can’t deny. That when a girl walks in wit a itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get SPRUNG!!!
Also:
I have ninety and nine predicaments, yet a wench is not among them.
NEXT YEARRR *shakes fist*
And when I say next year I mean, lol never
Dat Annoying Childhood Friend.
DEAR LORD, YES. O_O
Repressed childhood memories… coming… BACK…
Oh lawd, I must be dreamingOh God yes.
The levels of winning here are over Nine Thousaaaaannnnndddddd!!!! By Hawking’s chair, i can’t stop laughing!! ahahashdajshdgajsgdfhasfdaffagsfdhfa!!! xDDDD